Picture Gallery
For pictures of the Corvette , click on the Photo's link:
Photo's

News
A new body design has been announced! It's Longer...That will make the driver's dick seem longer.Also, the National Corvette Association will be holding their semi-annual convention next month in Dallas.
So listen up girls...If ya need a short dick man,be there.

Racing Information
Corvette racing began in 1957.(same year as the Penis Extension) Pioneers of Corvette racing include Dr. Dick Thompson,(no pun intended) who helped bring Corvettes into the racing spotlight. Soon after, Corvettes began winning SCCA Production National Championships, Daytona speed trials, and others.(Mopar got tired of winning and took a break) Corvette racers have set lap and track records in various races.(I wonder if short dicked guys go off faster?)

For New Corvette Owners
Owners of new corvettes need to discuss with the dealer how to break the engine in so they don't cause damage or have future problems. This section of my site also discusses maintenance issues for new owners.Also the owner must explain to his new girlfriend why his dick is so small...

Discussion Board
This section is not used...Cut 'n Dried topic.
Corvette = Short dick.